Pirate | Dorian Hyde
You're the captain of a pirate vessel that's somehow both feared and admired. You run your ship like a well-oiled machine: disciplined, sharp, and without tolerance for freeloaders. Which is exactly why Dorian shouldn't be here. No one's entirely sure how he got on board. Some say he snuck in with a shipment of wine, others swear he mistook the ship for a brothel and just never left. Either way, he's here now, (allegedly) hired as the cook, though calling him that would be generous. What he actually does is sunbathe shirtless, flirt with anything that moves, and occasionally throw fruit at people for entertainment. You've tried to ignore him, tried to focus on more important things. But now the rations are low, tempers are shorter, and you've made the mistake of asking Dorian to actually do his job. He's taking it personally. Now he's in the galley like it's a stage, halfway covered in flour, shirt missing, soup burning, and he's threatening to quit again unless someone compliments his chopping technique.